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It’s January 4 and I’ve had a couple days to digest the absolute thrashing of my Hawaii Warriors in the Sugar Bowl. I’ve been pretty devastated about it. I’ll be serious and say that I knew Hawaii was going to lose, but I never thought it would have been that bad. Our vaunted offense couldn’t even think about getting started before poor Colt Brennan was sacked. Our defense, if you could call it that, was completely exposed as, well, terrible. We couldn’t stop the run, the pass, and even on the off chance we did, we were called for penalties (and rightfully so). We were completely overmatched, and I will be the first to admit that.
But I will never agree with the idea that Hawaii didn’t belong there. Yes, we laid an egg on a sacred bowl game. Yes, our Heisman finalist quarterback had five costly turnovers. Yes, our defense looked high school-like. But yes, we did belong.
Nobody can take away Hawaii’s perfect season. It’s very rare that I agree with Thom Brennaman, but I found myself nodding when he said that every game Hawaii played was a playoff elimination game. Teams in the Big 10, the Big XII, the Pac-10 and the SEC can lose one or two games and still make it to the big bowls. In fact, every other team in the BCS bowls except Ohio State and Kansas had at least two losses. That’s seven teams! Illinois had three losses! Hawaii played out every game and won, which nobody else in the nation can claim.
We deserved to show the game we had been playing all year. Even though we showed that we couldn’t compete, that didn’t mean we shouldn’t have been there. Teams like Georgia, who barely even wanted to be in the Sugar Bowl to begin with, forget that they still get to play in great bowls when the get “shafted” for the big-boy ones. Look at Missouri. They went from number one to the Cotton Bowl and everyone’s crying foul. Except the Cotton Bowl is the most prestigious non-BCS bowl. I’m sure nobody in Columbia thought Missouri would be playing in a January bowl. Do you know what bowl Hawaii would have played in if we had lost even one game? The Hawaii Bowl. An early December bowl with very little money attached. This was our season to increase our recruiting budget and get more exposure. This was Hawaii’s big shot and though we stumbled at the end, it was still deserved.
I was horrified when Georgia fans started cheering “Overrated!” The game had been decided long before and it was completely uncalled for. Fans jeering at their opponents at that point in a game, please leave it to Red Sox Nation. (There is my obligatory Red Sox jab.) Either way, this is just my big “fuck you” to everyone out there who thinks Hawaii was overrated. In this crazy season of college football (and what a great one it was), my Hawaii Warriors came out perfect.
12-1, with just a loss in a BCS bowl is a great season. I’m tired of people trying to take that away from me.
Photo Source: MSNBC.com
I'm going to Vegas on Sunday for my dad's 55th birthday. It's a surprise, so I really hope he doesn't read this before then. (Dad, if you read this, just pretend to be surprised when we wake you up at 2 AM to start driving down to Seattle.) Anyway, I'll be there for part of the World Series, and that should be fun. Vegas has set the odds at 2-1 for the Red Sox, which doesn't strike me as surprising but it sure makes me upset.
I've decided to handicap the World Series, Sports Guy style, but I've got to do it now, and it's about 1:30 AM, because the series starts tomorrow. I'll try my best to be objective, but it pains be to acknowledge the Red Sox as being superior to anything in anyway. Keep a few things in mind: I've had a rough day at work, therefore I went and had a few drinks with some friends, I'm sleepy and I want to go to bed, and I hate the Red Sox more than anything. Except George Bush, but that's a completely different topic.
Here we go.
Starting Pitching:
Colorado has Jeff Francis, the top draft pick from outside Vancouver. Yes he's Canadian, but does he even compare to Boston's ace? In a word, no. Let's be honest here, Boston has Beckett and some asshole Republican who just so happens to be a World Series co-MVP a few years ago and beat the Yankees while his ankle was essentially stapled together. Oh, they also have the guy who cost them $101 million. While Matsuzaka has been less than stellar this postseason, there's nothing to indicate that Schilling won't be at least decent. After Francis, I dare you to name me one of the Rockies starters. Here they are: Ubaldo Jimenez, Josh Fogg and Aaron Cook. There they are, ladies and gentlemen: your 2007 Rockies rotation. True, the Rockies rotation has been strong this postseason, and for the last fifteen games of the regular season, but do they have a 20-game winner?
Huge Edge: Red Sox
Relief Pitching:
Because of baseball's East Coast bias, which is coupled with the AL bias, even I am looking at the Rockies WS roster and thinking, "Who?" Then I remember that LaTroy Hawkins was essentially booed out of the Chicago's North Side and Manny Corpas might have poured Gatorade on the front of his jersey in Arizona. But then I look at the Red Sox Ws roster and see Eric Gagne, and all is forgiven. When it comes down to it, the Rockies are great at getting their relief pitchers for their matchups. Brian Fuentes was an All-Star this season, before he was injured, and Matt Herges and Jeremy Affeldt really have been okay. On the other side, the Sox have Papelbon and Okajima, but if a starter gets knocked out early they still have Lester and Delcarmen. I wouldn't count on Timlin, but I hope to all that is holy Gagne somehow gets thrown out there in a tie game.
Not So Huge Edge: Red Sox (Only because of Gagne.)
Closer:
Corpas vs Papelbon. If you were dying and the only way you could win is if some guy won Texas hold 'em for you, who would you rather send in? And who would you rather have sitting there if you got 2-7 unsuited? Papelbon would just scare his opponents away. They'd have to go to the bathroom and call their mommies. It just kills me to admit that.
Huge Huge Huge Edge: Red Sox (Man, this just sucks. A lot.)
Catcher:
Whew. Finally out of that pitching thing. Yorvit Torrealba and Jason Varitek. Nothing to write home to your parents about, but you kind of just gotta roll with it. Torrealba ("Who?") is hitting .320 in the playoffs, with seven RBI! Wow. Varitek does have the slight advantage in playoff experience, but I get the feeling that he's a slight write-off in this lineup. It happens when you ground into a shitload of double plays. It just does.
Slight Edge: Rockies (Finally.)
First Base:
The first question, obviously, is do you prefer Todd Helton's facial landscape or that of Kevin Youkilis? See, I feel that Youkilis' is more just there while Helton's is actually groomed. It's been cultivated. It's like a playoff beard in hockey, except it's been waiting eleven years to get here, so it's anxious. It may be a little too anxious, cause Helton's not doing too well. As long as it can make the putouts at first and fire up the team, Helton's beard might be doing its job. Youkilis, how much do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. No, it'll take too long and I'm too tired. However, I do like that when the series moves to Colorado, David Ortiz and the plastic glove he borrowed from that guy who narrated The Sandlot will be lumbering around first.
Slight Edge: Red Sox (But I'll shift it to Rockies when in Colorado.)
Second Base:
It must SUCK to be a Mets fan right now. First of all, it only really sucks to go 5-12 over your last seventeen games if the team trailing you goes 13-4 over the same stretch. The Mets wouldn't be remember as the biggest choke artists ever if the Phillies didn't do so well. But it must REALLY suck to see the guy who was booed out of town to be flourishing in Colorado. By the end of the NLDS, Philadelphia was intentionally walking Kaz Matsui. I was absolutely giddy at the sight. He almost hit for the cycle, but was pulled before he could hit the single. The single! Dustin Pedroia's going to win the AL Rookie of the Year, and yes he got hot over the last few ALCS games, but this is a guy who admitted he doesn't hit well in cold weather. Good luck in Colorado, where it was in the 30s for game 3 of the NLDS.
Even (Barely)
Shortstop:
It's a bad sign when you were supposed to be the guy who rejuvenated the leadoff spot and suddenly you're batting eighth or ninth. It's a good sign when you're regarded as the best defensive shortstop in your league, you're looking at finishing first or second in the Rookie of the Year voting and you have this fun chant just for you. Just so you know that "Let's Go!" chant doesn't end in "Lugo!" Partly because Bostonians wouldn't be caught dead doing a silly chant like that, but mostly because you're Julio Lugo.
Less Than Huge, But Bigger Than Slight Edge: Rockies
Third Base:
If you're Mike Lowell and you were thrown in the Josh Beckett trade as the "Ahhhh-Get-Him-and-His-GINORMOUS-Contract-Away-From-Us" guy, you gotta try and redeem yourself. Yes, you're the guy who one of my friends based a "One to Mike Lowell" scale on, and yes you're kind of creepy looking, but man have you been playing for that fat contract. Lowell had better numbers than both Manny and Ortiz. That makes me sick to admit. Excuse me for a moment. Okay, I'll feel better gushing over Garrett Atkins, who's such an under-the-radar kind of guy. Yes, he's doing not so well this postseason, but he hit just over .300 in the regular season, and I need to not think about Mike Lowell.
Slight Edge: Red Sox
Left Field:
I wish Manny played for a different team. It actually hurts my heart to like him sometimes. I feel better knowing that he probably doesn't know who he's playing for, the score or where he is half the time. I wish Manny would be Manny sitting in the dugout, rather than hitting homeruns. Who's that guy that my friend Pasha still thinks won the NL MVP? Why, it's Matt Holliday! Now he looks like someone to take home to the parents. (Sorry Varitek and Torrealba.) We're talking about a batting title winner and a guy who hit 30+ homers. He also played in 158 games this year. I love Manny, but Holliday's looking pretty sweet too.
Even
Center Field:
Now here's where it gets dicey. Coco Crisp was named after a cereal and has played so damned well he could be replaced by “that kid who has an extra letter in his name,” Jacoby Ellsbury. Does Tito Francona trust the 24-year old kid who's had six postseason at-bats over the guy who has grounded into double plays in seven of his? He should. Do I hope he knows this? No. Does he read this? We're going with no. However, with Willy Taveras and Ryan Spliborghs splitting time at center and Taveras being a playoff hero for the Rockies, I'm going with a push. Unless, Tito starts Coco in every game.
Even (Unless, Tito starts Coco in every game. DO IT. I dare you.)
Right Field:
Ah, Nancy Drew saved the series. I read the Sports Guy column on J.D. Drew. It was fantastic. (Mr. Simmons, if you like my stuff, please get me a job.) Anyway, I still don't count on the tin man (no heart, get it?!) in Boston's right field to replicate his one game. Let's be honest here. Before Game 6, Red Sox fans were ready to crucify Drew, Scott Boras and Theo Epstein. Then all of a sudden, bases-clearing homer (as my dad likes to put it), and everything's forgiven. I don't blame them. I would do the same for Alex Rodriguez, but let's be honest. Nancy's not doing it again. Brad Hawpe has punished great pitchers like Brandon Webb and Jake Peavy. I'm still mad at him for going 0-4 the day I picked him up, but I can be persuaded to forgive should Hawpe have a great series. In a random note, some ESPN writer picked the Rockies to go all the way before the playoff started and picked Hawpe as the Series MVP. I wonder how much they win if it plays out like that. What would the odds be? Astronomical?
Even (I'm serious.)
Designated Hitter:
Who would even be the Rockies DH? Willy Taveras? Christ Iannetta? Jamey Carroll? Who names their kid Jamey and not James? This is silly.
Huge Huge Huge Edge: Red Sox
Bench:
Okay, here's the good thing. The Rockies, being an NL team, know how to effectively use their bench. They play matchups and work the double-switch because they have to. Who wants Brian Fuentes batting when the game is on the line? Carroll, even though I just made fun of him, is and excellent fielder, and the group of Ryan Spilboroghs, Willy Taveras and Cory Sullivan as the center fielders works. The Red Sox management, on the other hand, has no idea how to use the bench. If Francona hadn't benched Crisp, I could be handicapping the Indians-Rockies series right now. (But seriously, I wouldn't put any effort into that.) Since Wakefield has been left off the roster, Mirabelli might as well wear a banana hammock and a Yankees hat to the game, cause there's no way he's getting in. It's not like he's an offensive threat. Have Alex Cora and Eric Hinske even played this postseason? Did someone set J.D. Drew's hair on fire, or is that some ginger in right field?
Pretty Big, But Not Huge Edge: Rockies
Manager:
After the debacle that was Grady Little and Pedro Martinez, coupled with the 2004 win, Red Sox fans will usually forgive Francona for little mistakes. You can't fault the guy, he makes some pretty good decisions. He kept playing Pedroia. He pulls his starters at the right time, even if it means tiring his bullpen. But he also does dumbass things like riding Crisp, Drew and Gagne even if there's not a chance in hell that they'll succeed. (Yes, I know Drew hit a grand slam. For fuck's sake, I know.) There are things he can't compensate for. Would you really want Mirabelli over Varitek? Oh well, you're just going to have to suffer through Tek's outs. Clint Hurdle was on the hot seat at the beginning of the year. I think it's safe to say his seat is relatively cold. He's managed his team brilliantly over the last month. He brought Taveras back at the right time. The difference between the two teams is that Red Sox fans expect nothing less than a World Series, while it seems like Rockies fans are just glad to be distracted from a crappy Broncos team. Is it better to have the pressure or to be happy-go-lucky?
Big Edge: Red Sox
Intangibles:
Well, we can't gloss over Derek Jeter's aura and mystique. Oh shit. I hate this. Okay, here we go. The Rockies beat the Red Sox twice this season in Boston, beating Schilling and Beckett in blowouts. True, that was in June, but it should be comforting to myself that all three Rockies starting pitchers during that series are scheduled to pitch. And it should be comforting that Jeff Francis pitched a GEM that Thursday in June. It should. Also, do we know how the Red Sox players are going to react to that thin Denver air? You see, I didn't really notice it when I was in Denver, but that Coors Light really gets to you. Do you think Manny will just wonder how he feels so stoned when he left his stash in Boston? I'm kidding. I love Manny.
Even (Only because the Rockies are 2-1 over the Sox. This YEAR.)
So, if I was a betting woman, and I am, I'd take the Sox. But I'm not (taking the Sox, even though I am a betting woman). I hate them too much to hope they win for my own selfish gain. I will bet against the Sox until the day I die. I never understood my Red Sox friends who could parlay a Yankees game. I would feel dirty. Yes I have that Red Sox pen, but I've scratched almost all of the logo off.
So I'm hoping the Rockies win. I am praying to all that is good and holy, please let the Rockeis win. But as I said earlier, I wouldn't be surprised if the Red Sox win. I would just be miserable.
Photo Source: MSNBC.com
One of my favorite things to read is ESPN’s Page 2. I’m addicted. Every morning I read the AM Jump, and I came across a funny blurb regarding Game 1 of the ALCS:
“Do you know there are Red Sox fans as old as 3 who have never witnessed a World Series championship? It's so sad. Even worse: Red Sox fans are breeding.”
What about all those bandwagon fans that hopped on after 2004? That wasn’t their team. They don’t even count. As soon as another charismatic team wins it all you can kiss those pink Boston hats goodbye. I wonder how die-hard Phillies fans will react to pink Cole Hamels jerseys. Blech. (By the way, I just saw a Pepto-Bismol pink Cowboys hat. It was an actual cowboy hat with the Cowboys logo. Gross.)
If you can’t tell, I’m still a little bitter. Thankfully, Cleveland redeemed itself last night. It was a glorious night of Mike Lowell bashing. (Seriously, on a scale of one to Mike Lowell ...) Honestly, if you’re going to lose, you might as well tire your entire bullpen out, throw Gagne out for a third of an inning and let Trot get the game-winning RBI. I was ecstatic. And apparently, according to Linda Cohn, size does matter Grady Sizemore. Yeah I didn’t think it was funny either.
Is anyone in Vancouver not rooting for the Rockies? Yes, Jeff Francis is from North Delta, and yes he pitched for UBC.
So, I was at the Canucks season opener last Friday and I have a few things to say about hockey. For my five American friends, scroll down a couple paragraphs. Anyway, Roberto Luongo is the Derek Jeter of the Canucks. In only his second season, he’s already established that “mystique and aura” feeling in Vancouver. It’s true, and who’s to say he doesn’t deserve it? He really cemented it when he had about 300 saves in the four OT playoff game against Dallas. And the lasting image I have of the Canucks’ exit last year is Luongo seeing Scott Niedermayer’s shot go in and just falling to the ice.
But the biggest reason why Louie is the Derek Sanderson Jeter of the Canucks is because he can do no wrong in the eyes of the fans. Look here, Luongo has played SHITTY in the first three games. He let the game get out of reach early against both San Jose and Philadelphia. Even in the overtime win over Calgary, when we were up by two goals in the third period, he let the Flames come back to tie it. Anyway, I don’t know hockey, so I’m probably annoying some like stupid baseball fans annoy me. Also, I’m sure Louie will be back to form, and if someone is leading us back to the Cup, it’ll be Luongo.
One more paragraph about hockey and I’m done. I don’t know much about hits to the head or the suspensions players should receive. The hit that Ryan Kesler took during the Philly game was absurd. In what other sport does a comparable hit happen? It’s one thing for a pitcher to throw at a batter or a hard foul near the basket in basketball, but Jesse Boulerice cross-checking Kesler in the neck with his stick is ridiculous. I was cheering for fights, because it’s part of the game, but come on.
So, the first BCS Standings came out today, and my Hawaii Warriors are slightly lower than I had hoped at 18. In this season of ridiculous upsets (Stanford hello?) I had hoped Hawaii would at least be in the early teens. Let’s go over this. Hawaii is 7-0 and the only unbeaten team in a non-BCS conference. We have Heisman candidate Colt Brennan (complete with his Hawaii head-map). Strange as it is, Hawaii is having a hard time convincing teams to go to paradise and play a great team. In fact, we’re having a hard time scheduling any tough opponents outside the WAC. It’s totally understandable that Hawaii is low in the computer polls because of our slightly weak schedule. Okay, fair enough. But who would have thought in August, that by week seven, the second-ranked team would be South Florida? Really? What about Florida already having two losses or LSU and Cal losing on the same day?
There are six undefeated teams left: Ohio State, South Florida, Boston College, Arizona State, Kansas and Hawaii. Of the above teams, South Florida and Hawaii have the best chance of running the table this season. Ohio State still has to play a Michigan team, winners of its last five, and in Ann Arbor. Boston College has Virginia Tech, Florida State and Miami left on its schedule. Arizona State has four extremely tough Pac-10 games, including USC, Cal and Oregon. Kansas has played one meaningful game all year. They have to dance through Missouri, Oklahoma State and Texas. South Florida has the edge with Rutgers on the road and Cincinnati at home its only potential stumbling blocks. Hawaii has both Boise State and Washington in Hawaii as its only two tough games.
Now I’m not going to get selfish and try to campaign for Hawaii in the BCS National Championship Game, should they finish 12-0. That would be fucking awesome, but it’s highly doubtful. If anyone has read the ESPN the Magazine article on Colt Brennan, you would have read about how the Hawaii football program makes roughly half of what Boise State makes. When you factor in travel costs, it leaves next to nothing for recruiting. Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is, should Hawaii run the tables this year and end up as one a few unbeaten teams, they should get a BCS bowl. Hawaii must end up in the top twelve in the BCS standings and be picked as one of the two at-large bids. They could bring about $3.5 million to the program after revenue sharing. Even if they don’t win, I’d be happy. If they don’t go to a BCS bowl, they take home just under $400,000 from the Hawaii Bowl. There are five more weeks of college football. Here’s hoping Hawaii pulls it out and goes to a BCS bowl.
Oh, and today I drafted my very first fantasy basketball team. “Bibby’s Baby Momma” has Gilbert Arenas, Dwight Howard, Ray Allen, Antawn Jamison and Leandro Barbosa. Oh, and in the late rounds, I got Shareef Abdur-Rahim. Haha sweet. Unfortunately, I missed out on my boy Bibby. So, twenty minutes after the draft I received the following trade proposal: Mike Bibby for Gilbert Arenas. Done! Anyway, two weeks until the season tips off. Here we go.
Whew. I managed to cover all three major sports -- and hockey too. At least this month’s post is out of the way.
Photo Source: ESPN.com
Okay, I have to eat my words. Disregard the entire previous post (even if you didn’t understand it Aunty Donna, I still appreciate that you read it). Even though I missed both Game 2 and 3 and most of Game 4 due to work, I couldn’t feel it. I was excited that they made it into the playoffs, but unlike some teams, it’s just not a successful year unless we win it all. And yes, by “we” I mean the Yankees and me. Either way, after hearing the Yanks lost in extras on Friday while I was at the shitty Canucks season opener, followed by the Sox winning on Manny’s homer, I kind of felt it was over. Roger Clemens wasn’t the answer. Chien-Ming Wang definitely wasn’t the answer, especially not on three days rest.
I honestly haven’t felt this awful since the Kings lost to the Lakers in 2002. Sure, I’ve been pissed when the Yankees lose every year in the first round and that the Kings didn’t even come close to making the playoffs last year, but nothing like this. When Sacramento lost in 2002, you could almost feel the hearts of the fans just stop. I can testify to this, even though I was just a new fan at the time. My aunt was in town for my high school graduation and I saw how crushed she was. She hasn’t really been the same ever since. She’s had this chip on her shoulder and it doesn’t seem like it’s going to go away until the Kings win it all. If Sacramento had won in 2002 and come 2007-8 they were as terrible as they’re going to be this coming season, my aunt and I wouldn’t mind (as much). Sure we’d still be pissed that the Maloofs and the city can’t get an arena deal worked out and wonder when Bibby was going to play well again, but we’d have that 2002 banner to look at.
Anyway, I digress. Clearly, the Yankees exit from the 2007 postseason is vastly different from the Kings in 2002. The Kings would have killed the Nets in the NBA Finals, while the Yankees would still have to go through the Red Sox. Also, it was a Game 7. In fact, the 2004 Yankees bear more similarities with the 2002 Kings than do this year’s Yankees. The reason I bring up Sacramento is the feeling I described earlier. It’s a feeling of heartbreak. Yes, New York has the highest payroll in baseball, the highest paid manager, etc. I could go on and on. I’ve accepted that. But the heartbreak for me is that it really is the end of an era. It doesn’t matter if Joe, A-Rod, Posada or Mo comes back next year. I mean, clearly it does matter, but just not to the era. For me it was never the Joe Torre Era, or the Derek Jeter Era. And it was most certainly never the Alex Rodriguez Era. It was an era of Yankee domination. (Okay, there have been periods of Yankee domination before, but I wasn’t alive for any of them, so give me a break.)
Some may argue that it really ended November 2001, when Mariano fell. Some would argue that it really ended October 2004, when the hell froze over. I’m saying it ended when this Yankee fan was not sure they were going to win it all. That was this year. Sure, we came back from 14 1/2 down in June and just rolled through August and September, but I was never comfortable. Believe me, I put up that barrier of confidence in my team, but this was the first time I actually thought, deep down, that my Yankees probably couldn’t pull it off. Last year, I was positive after the Boston Massacre II, they would roll into the World Series. The year before, I thought they could pull it off in Anaheim, but Bubba Crosby proved me wrong. Don’t even get me started on 2004. Every year, I have had full confidence in my team and been utterly shell-shocked when they exit early. This year it was much more guarded.
So there you have it. Don’t get me wrong; I haven’t given up on the Yankees. I believe Joe Torre should be back next year and I hope to all that is holy that Alex will be as well. When it comes down to it, no team has won more championships than the Yankees and no team, every year, gives its fans a better ride. No team gives its players the chance to win every year like the Yankees do. Also, I’m hoping to see both Bedard and Santana in pinstripes come 2009, which would be absolutely sick.
Oh, and for the rest of the playoffs, I’ll be watching with a slightly lowered interest level. I still love the game. When it comes down to it, baseball would have appealed to the casual fan (as they were trying to do this season) if the LCS match-ups were Phillies-Cubs and Yankees-Red Sox. Let’s be serious here. Unfortunately, MLB can’t force the Diamondbacks, Rockies and Indians to just roll over.
I’m throwing my support behind the Indians. Partially because Alex is from Cleveland, partially because I love Grady Sizemore, but mostly because I hate the Red Sox. I like the Rockies coming out of the NLCS, but regardless, I have the AL over the NL in six games. Let it be known that I’m rooting for the Indians, but if the Red Sox win it all, I will definitely not be surprised. (And I am never saying that again.)
Photo Source: Philadelphia Daily News
It’s Tuesday, September 18, 2007, and the Yankees have just cut the Red Sox’ AL East lead to 2 1/2 games. I don’t emphasize this too much, because with the Tigers’ loss, the Yankees have also increased their Wild Card lead to 4 1/2. But you already know this. Even you Mom, because I just told you.
I won’t go overboard because the season is not over, and the Yankees haven’t clinched ... yet. I like how they’re playing and I think their pitching has finally come around. While most of my friends have shifted their focus to football (and here in Canada, god forbid, hockey), I am still watching every baseball game I can. In fact, I was flipping between Seattle-Oakland and San Diego-Pittsburgh. It’s a slow night. I’m waiting for the Big Brother finale to start.
But, just because I can, here are some reasons the Red Sox should be scared, come the postseason:
1) J.D. Drew. Yes, the guy who’s getting paid $14 million a year. Reminder: He’s in year one of five. Anyway, he hit .289 in August and he’s hitting .295 so far in September, but he’s hitting .260 on the year! Not only that, he’s hit only two home runs since June 21st. He’s averaging about 7 RBI per month for July, August and September. They say he’s immune to the Fenway boos (unlike Edgar Renteria), but I don’t think that’s what it is. It’s as if he doesn’t even care. I watched the game where Drew’s homer was called a double at Fenway, when it was clearly gone. Even Eric Hinske said that if it were his “homer,” he probably would’ve been ejected for arguing. He just really doesn’t make Boston fans think he cares if they win, lose or even play. I mean, there’s something to be said about not letting the game get to you, leaving it on the field, blah blah blah. That just doesn’t work in Boston. Boston is a city for guys like Varitek, Papelbon and even Beckett. It’s a town that respects Derek Jeter, even if they hate him, for the way he plays the game (or so I think). That is why Dodgers fans were so elated to get rid of him. How is he going to be in the post-season? Is he going to care?
2) Tim Wakefield. Wake has been a horse for the Red Sox rotation, and after being pretty much lights-out for the first five months of the season, he’s been terrible in September. 12.08 ERA in three starts, including a start against Tampa Bay where he gave up 10 hits in 3 innings. Lucky for him, it was against Tampa Bay, and their bullpen is as bad as ... well, it’s just bad. Anyway, he didn’t get the loss, but it has to be troubling that the guy Greech and I agreed was the most consistent pitcher in the Sox rotation (and Danny Mac agreed as well, as he proceeded to plagiarize our comments) is struggling this late.
3) Manny Ramirez. I love Manny and we all know that. I wouldn’t mind if Julio Lugo or Mike Lowell had been out for almost three weeks with a stomach muscle injury, because I don’t care for them at all. In fact, as a Yankees fan, I would celebrate it. It was only last week that Manny could even swing a bat. My lack of a six-pack shows that I’m no expert on abdominal injuries, but Pilates taught me that the strength of your core has a large impact on your overall strength. ANYWAY, with ten games to go in the season, when is Manny coming back and will he be full strength? And don't give me that Jacoby Ellsbury excuse. When it comes to the postseason, I would much rather have my Yankees face Ellsbury than Manny. The kid may be on a tear, but you can't teach experience. (Or craziness in Manny's case.)
4) Eric Gagne. A while ago, I said that Gagne would be fine -- he is a Cy Young winner, after all. And he did calm down. After that hellish first week as a Red Sox, he’s been better. He hasn’t been Dodgers Gagne, but he’s been better. The problem is he’s only had a perfect inning once (against the Yankees last Sunday). Well, I’m not a pitching coach, so I’m not sure what the problem really is, but I seriously like that the former Cy Young winner is having issues. As my dad said, “Gagne is a spy sent by the Yankees!”
5) Cleveland Indians and Los Angeles Angels (of Anaheim). Is there a sillier name in sports than the Angels? No. Anyway, I can’t quote exact stats, but at one point there was no question that the Red Sox would finish with the top record in the AL. Now? Not so fast there buddy. The Red Sox are one game up on the Indians and two games up on the Angels in the win column. All three teams have 62 losses. If the Red Sox manage to hold on to the AL East, they better hope the Angels end up with a better record than the Indians. Cleveland has been terrible against the Red Sox and Yankees and the last thing they want is to give New York an easier road to a possible ALCS clash. From now on, I’m an Indians and Yankees fan. Ladies love Grady (and Derek).
Okay, that’s enough talking about the Nouveau Evil Empire for now. I will be in Vegas just around the time of the World Series. Love it.
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Danny Mac’s right. I should’ve taken a look at my own site and realized I hadn’t written a thing in over a month before I commented on anything he wrote. So I'll take advantage of the fact that he's MIA and write something before he does.
First things first, the Wily Mo Peña era has officially come to and in Boston. I have to say that I'm quite intrigued in what WMP's position would be with the Washington Nationals. Consensus among the baseball analysts I with whom personally conferred was that WMP would get more consistent playing time with an American League team that didn't already have a DH named David Ortiz. Either way, I'm watching the Mets-Nats game and there he is playing left field. Yes, he missed a ball that could have been caught by a mediocre defender and yes, he's already struck out twice. Actually, scratch that. He hasn't struck out yet, I just checked. It's wrong to assume. So much for responsible journalism. Anyway, he can make a big impact on a team, but does baseball really need another Adam Dunn? Also, he was traded for the exceptional player-to-be-named-later. So this is what you get for Bronson Arroyo. Well, best of luck to you WMP. You were the greatest punch-line among my friends and I, but it was mostly because you were loved by a red-faced Irish kid. (Update: WMP doubled and scored on a single in the 6th inning then hit two homers in his next two games. And the WMP era in Washington has officially begun.)
Onto a slightly less newsworthy item, Barry Bonds has hired lawyers to sue his "detractors." Apparently he's taken Curt Schilling's advice. In case you've forgotten, Schilling told Bob Costas on HBO, "If someone wrote that stuff about me and I didn't sure their ass off, am I not admitting that there's some legitimacy to it?" Well, Schill, Bonds told you his day would come and come it has. In reality, the likelihood of Bonds' charges sticking are slim, but this will make for a great winter. Imagine, Bonds and Schilling will both be free agents and both are not wanted by their current teams. I'm excited. One thing I'm still waiting for: Schilling's response on 38pitches.com. When's it coming, Schill?
I won't say anything about the AL East race, because the Yankees winning it would just be surprising. I'm honestly looking at the Wild Card as a good thing. I won't say anything else about it. But how about them Orioles? What a pain in the ass they have been. After taking two out of three from the Red Sox, they do the same to the Yankees. All I have to say is I can't wait to hear Bob Sheppard say in two years, "Now pitching for the Yankees, Érik Bédard."
Speaking of Franco-Canadians (thank you Wikipedia for letting me know that Bédard didn't learn English until college), what is going on with Eric Gagné? And yes, I do feel it's necessary to include the accents on the French names. They're included on Hispanic names, why not the French? Anyway, I digress. Gagné has given up 10 runs in 6 innings pitched. Now I'm not one to repeat statistics that have been beaten into our heads, but seriously now -- 10 runs in six innings? On the other hand, Gagné is not going to be this bad for the rest of the season. He's a Cy Young winner, for god's sake. It's just really entertaining to watch Red Sox Nation in full panic. EARTH TO RSN: The Red Sox still have Papelbon. They may be pressed, but you should be able to enjoy your AL East title. But the Yankees are going to make the playoffs. Yeah, I said it.
Not that there's a point to discussing any other sport during the summer, but the SuperSonics and the Storm may be moving to Oklahoma City. For those of you not familiar with Title IX or silly filler sports, the Storm is Seattle's WNBA team. You know, I think Oklahoma City really deserves a franchise. They were really great for the Hornets while they were displaced by Hurricane Katrina. But I feel like the Sonics/Storm owners are really heartless. A couple years ago when Seattle had a surprisingly good team and got the 3 seed in the Western Conference, the city really rallied around the team. Yes, the city has a case of "what-have-you-done-for-me-lately," but this is just the time to start getting excited about the Sonics. Good luck to Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis, but it's Kevin Durant time. He was the most exciting player in college basketball last year and he's only going to get better. The city of Seattle was given 90 days to come up with a plan for a new arena or the franchise is moving to OKC. It's unfortunate that the Blazers and Sonics went 1-2 in the lottery because one of them was a lock to move to the Oklahoma/Missouri area. I'm so torn on the issue. However, with the Tim Donaghy scandal, at least I know the Sacramento Kings aren't moving to Vegas, aka Maloof heaven.
Okay that's enough. I'm going to try and be consistent again with the whole posting thing.
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Let’s call it “The Curse of Orlando Cabrera.” So it doesn’t have the same roll-off-the-tongue feel as the red-headed stepchild’s favorite curse, but here’s hoping it becomes a legit one. Let’s go over the details.
So the Sox trade Babe Ruth for some money to pay off Fenway Park. Oops, wrong curse. Okay, that one’s been broken. Unfortunately. We’ll go back to Orlando Cabrera’s curse on the Sox.
Yes, Cabrera is still loved in Boston. Yes, he left on good terms, but let’s look at the finer details. The Red Sox didn’t really catch on fire in 2004 until they acquired Cabrera from Montreal in the four-team trade with the Cubs and Twins. I don’t know why I’m explaining this, since my six readers either hail from Boston or know enough about baseball to already know about the trade. Oh, it’s for my mom. Hi mom. Onward.
The Sox made out pretty well. They rid themselves of former favorite son Nomie and the drama that came with him. (Remember the Yanks series when Jeter went into the stands in the bottom of the 12th while Nomar sat on the bench?) While their stats will show that Nomar was a slightly better batter (he hit .321 while Cabrera hit .294) and they had very similar fielding percentages (Nomar with .957 and Cabrera with .966, but more chances), somehow the Red Sox made out better with Cabrera than with Nomar. Maybe it was Nomar refusing to play some games, while Cabrera played strong for the rest of the season. Maybe it was because Cabrera was a Gold Glove winner. Maybe it was because Cabrera just seemed comfortable in Boston. Or maybe it’s because the Sox fans could feel it after he hit a home run in his first at bat. Any way you cut it, the Sox went 56-45 before Cabrera and 42-19 afterwards. Oh, and they also beat the Yankees in the ALCS (Cabrera batted .379 with 5 RBI) and won the World Series. First one since 1918. But you all already knew that. Even you mom.
For some odd reason, the Red Sox decided to let Cabrera go to free agency. Not only did Cabrera leave, but so did Derek Lowe and Pedro. It was almost like the Sox thought, “Well, we did it. We can just relax now.” It wasn’t to cut payroll because the Sox signed Edgar Renteria for $40 million over four years while the Angels signed Cabrera for $32 million over the same time. Crazy shit, I know.
And Renteria brings us into the “Curse of Orlando Cabrera.” Renteria, as well all know, completely assed it up in Boston. He failed to break double-digits in home runs for the first time in seven years. He also struck out 100 times. That’s Wily Mo Peña territory. He also made 30 (!) errors at shortstop, which was more than his two previous years at St. Louis combined. Cabrera, meanwhile, didn’t have that great of a batting year, but only made seven errors and only struck out 50 times.
In what most people call “addition by subtraction,” the Sox rid themselves of Renteria (agreeing to pay $11 million of the rest of his contract, essentially paying $21 million for one year of Renteria), who went on to flourish in Atlanta. Talk about some people being uncomfortable in the Boston limelight. Boy genius Theo brought in Alex Gonzalez to upgrade the fielding. Also, to downgrade the batting. Gonzalez was essentially half the batter Cabrera was that same year for the Angels: half as many runs, half as many hits in half as many at bats. Interestingly enough, Gonzalez struck out more. He's also already hit 13 home runs this year. He hit nine all of last year.
That (finally) brings us to this year. Going into tonight’s game, Julio Lugo, the current pricey Red Sox shortstop, is hitting below the Mendoza Line. He was supposed to be the lead-off man of the future (or at least for the next four years at $36 million). He’s batting ninth tonight. Cabrera’s hitting .328. Quite the difference there.
Okay, all these stats are getting ridiculous. My mom and Eve are getting bored already, if they’ve even read this far. The fact is, the Red Sox have not won a World Series since Cabrera left. Okay, neither have the Yankees. In fact, the Yankees haven’t won a World Series since 2000 (which you already knew) and I like to call that the “Curse of the Moose.” That I probably will never write about.
My point is that the Red Sox have downgraded every year at shortstop. They’ve signed two shortstops to pricey four-year deals and neither has worked out. But I don’t mind at all. I just can’t imagine how (I can’t believe I’m writing this) GOOD the Sox would be if they had a decent shortstop for the last three years.
And while we’re at it, how good they could’ve been if we weren’t still in Boston’s Wily Mo Peña era. Let’s hope this curse continues for eighty-three more years.
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