Forgot About Dre

I'm taking a week off from work, so I've basically been sitting around my house doing nothing. And I'm getting paid! I must admit, it's getting a little boring, and it's only been two days, but I think I can manage.

I've set a reminder for every baseball game airing in Vancouver for the next five days. I've also watched the first two episodes of "The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll" about eight times each. They're reruns obviously, but I loved that show, and have no problems watching it again. One of my girlfriends Jade summed it up best. These "bands" like Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane are slutty, and we like it. Anyway, I have to say I'm a little pissed that Asia won, because my girl Melissa R. had a way better body and was more suited for PCD, but I digress.

Did you know Andre Ethier of the Dodgers has "Forgot About Dre" as his entrance music? Hah, it took me a few seconds to put two and two together. Ahh, this is just beautiful. Red Sox fans will absolutely empathize with Dodger fans right now. The Dodgers were just getting creamed 8-0, so Grady Little pulled a bunch of his starters. Now it's the bottom of the ninth, and the Cardinals are up 8-4, two outs, bases loaded. It should be Jeff Kent that's up, but he's already been pulled. He probably could have pinch hit someone else, but his bench was practically empty. Oh Grady.

In one of my leagues, one of the more lame scoring categories is complete games. I finally got my first, thanks to Matsuzaka, and I went up 4.5 points just from that. That's ridiculous. You don't get one home run and go up almost 5 points, at least not in the middle of the season. One guy gets 13 points just for having three complete games. Three guys still don't have a single complete game. Mikey, you can't kick me out now, but what a bad decision.

It's too bad that Conboy had Matsuzaka on the bench today. I'm sorry buddy, but you're not doing much to convince me that you're a better fantasy player than Mac thinks you are. I'm pretty choked because I lost a lot of points today, and I've only got half a point up on Greech. I'm getting a little nervous.

Mac tried to trade me Clemens, who he picked up twenty minutes after the announcement, for Alex Rios, who just happens to be one of my best outfielders. I offered him Rios for Cole Hamels a week ago and he agreed at first, then declined. Hmmm. Well, once again, someone's trying to play me as the stupid girl. I quote, "Figured I could get you to bite on Clemens, being a crazy Yanks fan ... I wish you were dumber so I could exploit this."

As for the actress who will play me when Greech and Mac become famous, I’ve been thinking. If Greech can have Matt Damon (!) play him, then I’m going with Lucy Liu.

Probably gonna have more than the standard one post a week, since I have nothing better to do. Prepare yourself for some deep thoughts.

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